Long, long ago, on a website not-so-far away...
In the great community of deviantART, within the mighty village of dAmn, a war is brewing -- a war to appease the Great Fella God!
Many in the past have sought ways to please this angry beast, and many have failed. These tales of great battle and loss are still whispered around the campfires of #devart: mykel (https://www.deviantart.com/mykel)'s valiant attempts to offer realillusions (https://www.deviantart.com/realillusions) as a virgin sacrifice, or fourteenthstar (https://www.deviantart.com/fourteenthstar)'s struggles to serenade Fella with her dulcet Scottish tones .. but nothing could be found to please the Great Fella God, not even a scantily clad Oukan (https://www.deviantart.com/oukan).
But now the tides are turning and the w